Because It’s Thursday

Because It's Thursday

Sometimes when I give my 2yo a strawberry frosted poptart in the middle of the afternoon because that’s what she feels like eating, I wonder if somewhere in the grander cosmos Gwyneth Paltrow is all, “Here Apple and Mosey, have some more kale chips.”
And then I hate her a little bit.

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